I should draw more

Blimey

2009-06-17T21:50:00.001+01:00

Only one update this year. Sorry people been busy.
So got the mighty Godmachine to do some work and he inspired me to make this wiggly little number.

London Word Festival

2009-01-12T09:44:00.002Z

The London Word Festival have invited me to take part in their Blogger all dayer. I am not sure quite how we will work it, but I will be sure it will be about drawing more and requests.

Update:

2009-01-12T09:21:00.001Z

Coloured this one in.

I have a few new requests, thanks all I am on them.

Penny Farthing raiders

2008-12-13T14:41:00.001Z

Anon said: Draw someone attempting to ram-raid a shop on a penny-farthing.

Penny Farthing flower shop raiders.

Draw the Astoria's last day

2008-12-10T11:55:00.002Z

Nobody asked: Draw the last day at the Astoria before it closes down.

Well nobody asked that, because people are visiting and not requesting again, give us some requests people.

Draw a Mexican Caterpillar

2008-11-28T16:32:00.003Z

Robbie H asks: Can I have a mexican drunk caterpillar playing with a chainsaw please.

Yup, Caterpillars are ugly, but vicious looking little things. Weird that they become butterflies isn't it. Why!? WHY!

Seeing as it is Thanksgiving, Draw a Turkey

2008-11-27T12:04:00.009Z

Cheyenne asked: Will you draw a leather-clad turkey riding a Harley and carrying an AK?
If so, may I use your picture?

'Yup, what do you want to use it for?' I replied.

'The pic is to be used for a birthday cake and possibly a tattoo. My guy raises turkeys, rides harleys, and loves guns.'

I have a funny feeling they are not based in North London.

Just had Guns in my last few postings, lets have some peace loving ones shall we? Oh ok, I will settle for chainsaws.

Cowboy said 'Draw'

2008-11-26T13:55:00.004Z

we_are_there asks: Draw Cowboys Drawing. The choice which kind of drawing is yours.

'Draw', the pen is mightier then the sword. However is a felt tip marker mightier then a colt? ...

Of Course it is stupid!

Draw a showgirl on a flamingo on a tiger

2008-11-19T19:04:00.005Z

William asks: can you draw a showgirl riding a flamingo that's riding a tiger?

No that is what I am talking about, in the words of the late great Tiswas - THIS IS WHAT WE WANT... But then I just saw the next request...

Draw this historic day

2008-11-10T16:55:00.002Z

Joti asks: Draw this Historic Day (the one where Barack Obama won the other week)

My attempt at satire.

Monster Off 3 - Sarah Palin with lasers for eyes.

2008-10-26T21:15:00.003Z

A laser eyed Sarah Palin, Some big biffa villian and a stripper chopping off a mans head. Probably not for kids this one.

Monster off 2 - My Cthulhu Pony

2008-10-26T21:13:00.003Z

Here is My Little Cthulhu Pony, awww slimey little bugger. Anyone want a my little pony off get in touch?

Monster Off

2008-10-26T21:11:00.004Z

Having a Monster Off drawing competition this week. Here is Cthulhu...

One of the old ones taking down a container ship for breakfast

Draw a dog walking a human

2008-10-21T12:54:00.001+01:00

Weixun said: Draw a dog walking his favourite pet human.

Draw something from my website

2008-10-21T12:11:00.000+01:00

jos3000 said: Please draw a your favourite product from couturelab.com

Sounds like someone shamelessly promoting their fancy pants website. Nothing like a £200 teddy

HEY YOU! yes I need requests

2008-10-07T13:52:00.004+01:00

Nobody has requested anything for a while.
So give me some interesting requests please.

In the meantime here is someone walking their dog

Draw Me

2008-09-27T12:44:00.001+01:00

Swappers: Draw me! Draw me! Draw me! go on.......draw me.

ok I will draw you from that tiny little picture. Nice blue guitar, I have been looking for a cheap blue box... To no avail.

draw a dragon dressed as a car

2008-09-26T22:17:00.001+01:00

Confuzzled Shannon said: Would you draw a dragon deciding what to be for halloween?

He decided on going as a pink cadillac. But couldn't find a cadillac costume so went for a purple mustang gt.

Draw a Church

2008-09-26T15:16:00.001+01:00

Sophie asks: Draw a Church

A kooky little church.

Draw you drawing you

2008-09-26T14:44:00.001+01:00

weixun said: Draw a picture of yourself drawing a picture of yourself drawing a picture of yourself! :)

Ok quick one of this. I draw myself way too much. Time to draw someone else.

Draw Gin and Jews

2008-09-26T14:36:00.002+01:00

Dave says: Draw Gin and Jews

Wahay everybody get pissed and fall down. Party time at Kutshters.

Draw a pirate blowing up a balloon

2008-08-08T17:33:00.001+01:00

Grace asks: Can you draw me a pirate blowing a balloon up called Piers.

We have sexy pirates, we have pirates in a volcano, we have had a pirate scientist... Now for your viewing pleasure, roll up, roll up. We have a the pirate balloonist and his amazing balloon: Piers.

Draw Golden Balls

2008-08-06T20:23:00.001+01:00

Anon asks: Draw 'Golden Balls', then draw Golden Balls on a bad day (having the gold knocked out of him), then Golden Balls on a good day (being made 'Mr Platinum').

Me neither

Draw a Wheelie

2008-08-01T15:04:00.002+01:00

James asks can you draw: Draw someone pulling a wheelie on a bike?

So I considered someone pulling along a wheelie like a bike. But then went for some sort of fella doing a straight wheelie. It looks quite worried about it... I bet he buckles and needs a nice plaster for that grazed knee.

Draw Scoobius Pip

2008-08-01T09:13:00.000+01:00

Someone asked: Draw Scroobius Pip.

Okidoki, bit of a dull one really isn't it. Maybe I shouldn't of copied a picture of the fella and made it up. I do like that letter to god song. Pretty ace.

Draw anything or a leek

2008-07-29T14:01:00.003+01:00

Weed killer said: Could you please draw....anything, I don't care, just surprise me, because I can't think of anything particular.

Sorry to be a bit churlish about your very generous offer to draw anything. BUT WHY DID YOU BOTHER? If there is one thing I hate a) Trying on Jeans under halogen lighting b) People who don't have capacity to make very simple decisions. Here my week willed reader is a leek for you.

Draw Arkhen Asylum

2008-07-29T13:47:00.002+01:00

Joe Boo said: Could you please draw a hen in an asylum?

b.s. could I use this picture

I swear it is p.s. B.S is something completely different. Can't resist another pun (in case you don't know Arkham Aslym is where they lock up Batmans bad guys.

Draw a modern Head Hunt

2008-07-14T13:01:00.001+01:00

Makinjosh said: Could u draw a picture of a head hunt set in a modern backdrop?

Don't Head Hunts go on a daily basis in a modern society, for hooty falooty hi flying jobs for people who want a career and get their assistant to reply to emails because they are way too important.

Draw a Suicide Bummer

2008-07-09T11:54:00.005+01:00

Mehdi asks: Of course I have a picture request: please can you draw a gay terrorist?

This was trickier then it sounded. I mean was the terrorist intent to be a gay intent? Or of Terrorist intent. Gay intent doesn't sound particularly terrifying unless you happen to be a homophobe but then one is probably gay anyway. So it opened a whole can of worms. So I decided to settle on a simple rubbish pun: Suicide Bummer.

Draw the Super Being

2008-07-08T14:41:00.002+01:00

Marie asks: Draw a super being, half made for good, half for evil

One half Superpowered LollyPop Lady with comfortable granny like bosum, One Half killer stabby killy microwave robot.

Draw Har Mar Superstar

2008-07-08T13:37:00.003+01:00

Sharon asks: Can you draw me Har Mar Superstar at home, practising his moves in his bedroom?

Of course, this is what he seems to wear on stage, so not quite a stretch of the imagination. Although I never knew Olive Oil taught him how to dance until now

Draw a Pasty

2008-07-07T11:06:00.002+01:00

The Twins ask: Draw a Cornish Pasty.

They doubted my Pasty prowess... I am Jaguar Paw! King of Pasty.

Draw the wheelie bin monster

2008-07-04T18:53:00.003+01:00

Jon says: If I were to tell you to draw something, how about...

...the creature living in next door's wheelie bin
(I've not seen it... but I have heard it... and it scares me... a little... but not so much I don't go out...)

I would be scared, be careful of going out. When it sets its sites better call Martha and the Vandella's.

Draw Pug

2008-06-23T18:55:00.002+01:00

X replies: do demonstrate what a pug looks like.

Pugs, Cats, Cows, Dogs, Richard Ashcroft it smells like a zoo in here.

Beef Warehouse

2008-06-23T17:21:00.002+01:00

Andy Says: Draw Beef Warehouse

One cow is all you need for a warehouse of beef chunks. Slayer meets Lionel Richie at Bugsy Malones house for tea and buttcakes.

Draw a Verve CatBag

2008-06-23T17:18:00.003+01:00

Trystan: Any chance you could draw a bag in a cat, waiting to drown? With Richard Ashcroft of the Verve looking confused and scribbling out his lyrics.

Oops this has been lurking about for ages. Old Verve playing glastonbury I will be sure to miss it. Yes Scribble out those lyrics.

Draw Dog Heaven

2008-06-18T23:33:00.003+01:00

Nichola asks: Hello , please draw me Meg meeting Sam and Shep and all the other border collies in border collie heaven and discovering a whole new doggy alternative world of fun and sticks and fields of clouds....x

Should of done a giant pile of Chum and Sticks.. Also white dog poo doesn't exist anymore because putting bones in was banned or somesuch.

Draw a Radish

2008-06-18T15:21:00.004+01:00

Salix Tree: you can draw me a radish if you like. :-)

Thankyou, remember fraggle rock, remember that they used to steal radishes from those big monsters. What were those monsters called? No No No the Doozers were the little builders that used to make candy scaffolding, the Big ones in the garden and there was a talking rubbish heap. Suppose Google calls.

Draw yourself winning but having it taken away.

2008-06-10T18:29:00.002+01:00

Rupert says: Why not draw a storyboard of yourself winning the bloggy award and then having it taken away due to steroid abuse.

Why storyboard when one can do it in one frame. Although speaking of storyboards if anyone wants to right me a 4 panel comic I will illustrate it.

Draw a bit of a mess

2008-06-05T22:25:00.002+01:00

Tom says: I once saw this hairy guy with glasses fall down really drunk in a club and start spinning around. Then, when the bouncer started dragging the dude across the dancefloor to throw him out, the drunk guy threw a punch. Aside from on Jackass, it's the only time I think I've ever seen someone punch themself square in the face. What made it even funnier was the feel-good funk soundtrack in the background.

Please draw it

I have an odd sense of Deja Vu about this.

Draw an Asian Godess

2008-06-05T20:43:00.003+01:00

The Minimalist said: How about a Japanese Goddess. I have one on my site. Perhaps you's like to check it out.

I am a bit rubbish at faces, just do method which is rubbish. Will try and sharpen them up.

Draw French Punks, not Daft, French!

2008-06-05T15:44:00.002+01:00

Sam asked me twice: Where's my picture of the French punk festival, L'attitude (full of stereotypes, of course)? I vaguely receall requesting it a while ago, or at least thinking about it, and that should be enough.

My cheese and toast ready yet? Next up Asian Goddess.

Draw a Random Forest

2008-06-04T16:07:00.003+01:00

Forest Parks asks: It would be cool if you could draw a random forest and then I could include it in my post :)

This was fun, I like off the wall ones. The poster wants to use it on his page http://www.therandomforest.com . He/She said they would write an article about me, isn't that nice. I get about 100-200 people a day coming to have a look and most people come here because they Google Sexy Pirates or How to Draw Cheese.

Hey you lot

2008-06-02T13:47:00.003+01:00

People have stopped requesting.
Please request something, go on it doesn't hurt... Why not as a comment on this post.
Doktored dx

Draw a Panda and a Rabbit

2008-05-27T12:39:00.001+01:00

Kat said: Draw a Panda and a pink rabbit hugging.

I wonder if the next person to request will be called Panda.

Draw a Cat

2008-05-23T18:22:00.001+01:00

Amy says: My cat wants you to draw him, hes black and white and little but very brave, hes called Prometheus and has the loudest purrrrrr in the (South) West

Well Prometheus stole fire from Zeus apparently and gave it to us lot so we could make hamburgers.

SPUDZILLA!!!

2008-05-23T00:16:00.001+01:00

Sam says: Please draw Spudzilla and his arch enemy MechaCarrot fighting in dowtown Tokyo in a manga styleee.

AAAAAAH MechaCARROT IS COMING... someone wake up SPUDZILLA?? BUT THAT WILL RUIN THE CITY>... It is the only way we can save the country... What about Spudzooki?

Please draw ...

2008-05-22T12:42:00.005+01:00

Chris asks: Please draw a dude bumming you out either psychologically or physically!

Thanks Chris, it is bum week this week on I should draw more.

Draw Janis Joplin

2008-05-20T18:18:00.005+01:00

Dan said: Please draw Janis Joplin.

Here she is in glorious monochrome. So how do people screenprint then? Maybe I could make screenprints. edit: The previous piccie would work well.

Draw an Unknown Wife

2008-05-20T17:04:00.002+01:00

Lisa asks: Would you be able to draw a picture of Amir's future wonderful wife? He hasn't met her yet. I think she might be sweet and petite, possibly with lots of birds flying around her head.

So spot the drawing boy who's missus is away on holiday? I have just used this request as an excuse to draw a nice bum it seems.

Draw sufi mama

2008-05-14T15:02:00.002+01:00

StRaNgEr said: Draw me a Moroccan(sufi) Muslim mama , wearing a blue turban:D Looking over a tiled balcony at marakaesh market.

Tadaaaa

Draw a Dancing Star

2008-05-14T12:36:00.002+01:00

Nichi says: Mind drawing me a dancing star? (star as in stars in the sky...not famous artists) :)

Time to get etheral, anyone watching season 4 of battlestar galatica? How good it is it... Darn the last series.

Draw a picnic with us as animals

2008-05-14T11:01:00.003+01:00

Sarah said: Draw a us having a picnic as animals.

Look I don't know what kind of bird that is!

Draw lost in the supermarket

2008-05-12T12:11:00.003+01:00

ATP Festival Quiz says draw the single that this is about: Strummer and Jones need satellite navigation to find their way out of the organic section at Waitrose. Answer: Lost in the Supermarket by the Clash.

Did that make sense? We were in the quiz that gave me the idea for this blog in the first place, thought it suitable to post up the result. We got three points and won the whole darn quiz... In turn £600 worth of tickets. Total result - we gave them all away though.

Hippy Mama

2008-05-09T10:29:00.001+01:00

StRaNgEr said: Draw a hippie mama wearing a fluffy crochet hat with flowers on,
red buckle shoes and a bag coverd in badges, riding an old bike and singing. riding towards us on a yellow brick road literd in love heart.

So I draw too many white folk. Must draw other kinds of people. Or better other things all together.

Draw a Bag of Burps

2008-05-08T09:57:00.004+01:00

Becky said : Please could you draw a bag of burps? I am curious as to the boundaries of your imagination.

Somebody on the radio was talking about how smell isn't funny. I think burps are inherently funny. Obviously a cigerette beery one isn't that funny, but maybe a cheese and onion crisp one is.

Draw a Squat girl

2008-05-08T09:53:00.004+01:00

Anon said: Please draw my dirty squat with a girl having a wash in the kitchen. Cheers

Well Anonymous I like the idea you have a dirty squat with internet access. Why not give it a clean today.

Draw a baby lion

2008-05-07T11:55:00.000+01:00

Louwheez asks: my baby son Rolf turning into a lion in the middle of a lush rainforest with a treehouse in the background. Thanks.

No problem went for a slightly different style, trying to be less precious then the last few. King of the playpen

Draw something real

2008-05-07T11:43:00.001+01:00

Nichola asks: Draw something real

Ok here is the tree in the campsite. By the way Forest Camping in Suffolk is a bloody nice campsite no matter how crap their website or ability to appear on maps is.

Draw a Witch

2008-05-01T16:14:00.000+01:00

Katy asks: Can you draw a witch riding a spoon through a storm of frogs?

Yes I can, can you make more ponds in north London? It seems our frog to walk around ratio has really gone down, having said that I have a skinny fox walking around my garden. I wonder if it likes Beef?

Rupert says Draw R'lyeh

2008-05-01T12:23:00.001+01:00

Rupert asks: In keeping with the Lovecraftian theme, I'd like to see the timeless beasties of R'lyeh taking part in a race around the tomb of Cthulu. And dancing girls . . . gotta have them.

Well I am going to give this another go at some point because R'lyeh is impossible to comprehend let alone draw. Thought better to get something up then nothing at all.

Version 2

Draw a Tomas and his Hippies

2008-04-27T13:22:00.000+01:00

Tomas asks: So I was wondering, please could you draw me standing in front of a massive group of hippies.

Draw someones odd dream

2008-04-27T10:16:00.000+01:00

Lisa, Catfish, Belle and Vanessa ask: How about drawing a giraffe in a fez talking greek on the phone with his boyfriend, while eating grapes with chopsticks? (can you make sure we can see the boyfriend?)
Thanks.

I think they met on gumtree. Ozzies coming over here taking our Giraffe's

Draw a Cthulhu Cultie

2008-04-26T15:40:00.000+01:00

José asks: Could you please draw my girlfriend wearing druidic clothes and sacrifying > me to Cuthulhu in an irish forest, while she smyling says: ¡Ireland Rocks! Thank you very much, nice web :-)

Lord I hope I don't wake up with a supporter of the old ones. Although if it had to be any old one cultie, Yog Soggoth (Aka the The Lurker at the Threshold) was always my favourite.

Can you draw Teen Wolf and Mr T

2008-04-26T11:36:00.000+01:00

Tom asks: Please can you draw a picture of Teenwolf surfing on top of the A-Team van with B.A. driving while something explodes in the background?

The easiest way to cheer up the morning commute.

Draw the Queen

2008-04-26T11:34:00.000+01:00

Jeannie says: Draw The Queen of England.

... Ok Jeannie doesn't exist, nobody asked me to draw the queen and this picture wasn't supposed to be a picture of the queen at all. Just was trying to think of a reason to put it on the blog.

Draw some birds

2008-04-26T10:51:00.000+01:00

anon commented: I dont know if its possible but i would like for you to draw an extremely ugly penguin with a duck sneaking up on him to take revenge.......(possibly some nice background scenary, no bathrooms or small spaces!!!)Thanks

What did she/he do in the first place?

Draw a wierd King

2008-04-25T17:25:00.000+01:00

I am trying to find the post or email as I did this one ages ago: Draw a King holding up a severed head with a bunch of mice saying 'All Hail the King'.

If this is you please get back in touch so I can credit you. Of Mice and men eh?

Draw some soft focus ladies

2008-04-24T17:04:00.000+01:00

Dafoot asks: Draw some Lord Lichfield type ladies.

I kind of copied a photo from some book somebody gave me yonks ago, somehow I manage to make an 1980's soft focus study of the female form into a scrawny paris hilton style drug addict/killer robot on the phone. Can't win them all I suppose.

Draw an Angry Teacher

2008-04-11T16:25:00.000+01:00

Or version 2

Peter asks: could you please draw an infuriated teacher who is about to throw an atomic bomb at a grinning student? The teacher should be small, corpulent, and bald.

Draw another Sexy Pirate

2008-04-10T18:26:00.000+01:00

Meredith asks: I just saw your "sexy pirate" drawing- posted in January- and it I LOVE it! She is sexy indeed! I live on the beach in NC, and love pirates, but there is a serious shortage of sexy ones. Can you draw me another sexy pirate, but one that I could display in my classroom (I'm a high school teacher)? This would mean no gun, and maybe a mini-skirt instead of the panties. I want it to be sexy, but I'm afraid it can't be too scandalous. As I said, I'm a high school teacher and coach; our mascot is a pirate, but all the images we use are of ugly, burly, tired male pirates. I want a HOT, girly pirate! (Only if you fancy drawing it of course). AAaaargh!

Well Meredith only asked me a year ago. Guess a year is a lot slower when you are a oldish git. But the new felt tip pens look nice don't they. That reminds me someone else wanted a pirate and cheerleader picture. What am I ? A pirate factory

Draw a Full Time Camper

2008-04-10T17:33:00.000+01:00

Butterflug asked: No doubt I will be too late for a request but how about drawing me a full-time camper!

Well here is a Camper

Draw Slipknot

2008-04-10T13:36:00.000+01:00

Hugh asks: Draw a new mask for Slipknot

Draw a pirate scientist

2008-03-17T20:00:00.000Z

anon: Had a look back through your pictures, and there's a lot of pirates, which confuses me because everyone knows scientists are way cooler. So, anyway, draw a pirate scientist. With rum.

Draw the Cre8tive peeple thingy you bought

2008-03-17T12:06:00.000Z

Doktored says: Me and my better half had a competition and I drew and then made this.

Draw a Medusa

2008-03-17T11:22:00.000Z

Nobody asked: Draw a Medusa with and Eggqui

Draw a broken Stereo

2008-03-17T11:04:00.000Z

Caragamistar said...
Can you draw a stereo that has been smashed into many pieces by a hammer, with the musical notes escaping from the wreckage, wearing various intresting hats/hairstyles?

Draw a Shamrock

2008-03-16T12:26:00.000Z

Adam ask: Draw a Shamrock as it is St.Patricks day isn't it.

Ok as long as you give us some Irish blessing

Draw something impossible.

2008-03-08T11:05:00.000Z

Barney McGroo said...
How about a supermassive black hole, after spending billions of years devouring galaxies, finds love after encountering a baby lemur and decides to change it's diet to pomegranate smoothies, raw broccoli and cauliflower salad and sea bream ratatouille?

Draw a Parking Vampire

2008-03-08T10:44:00.000Z

Clownz aks: Could you please draw a lady vampire, with frizzy hair, trying to reverse park a car. Her head's sticking out of the window, looking back and we're looking from behind the car. Thanks!

Draw a Carriage

2008-01-21T18:48:00.000Z

Anon asks: can u draw a carriage a simple old carriage like the ones they used in french in the renaisance? from its profile ? :)please

I wonder if I have just done someones homework?

Draw a Celebrity Zombie.

2008-01-15T15:12:00.000Z

Amy asks: Can you draw a picture of a lady who works in a cubicle and looks like a zombie? She should look like Isabella Rossalini, only pale blue and less attractive.

draw some Mer-Monkeys

2007-12-18T01:01:00.001Z

Jos asks: Draw some Mer-Monkeys that live in Atlantis

Today I spoke to random people on the tube and they didn't think I was a bit weird. However I did want to ask them whether they thought underwater monkeys loved bananna's? A step too far perhaps.

Draw a Science Princess Carriage

2007-12-17T15:27:00.000Z

Gypsychk says: My daughter has asked Santa for a 'Science Building Princess Carriage' Would you please draw me one so I know what to look for?

It is done... Like a portable currys (A uk highstreet shop) on wheels.

I should really draw more

2007-12-15T15:00:00.000Z

The whole point of this blog is so I don't get caught up with the day to day humdrum of life and should be drawing more. So what have been doing? NOT DRAWING ENOUGH?

So line up the requests as soon as I get near a scanner I am going to scan a bunch in.

Draw some random lady

2007-11-01T17:07:00.000Z

SG asks: Hello, my best friends birthday is coming up, and i wanted her to have something special, do you think you can draw a picture of her?...,she's tan,she has just a few inches under shoulder length blonde hair short enough so that it curls back on the end...she's got one of those million dollar smiles ya know? she has a smallish straight nose, green hazel eyes( they change to hazel brown, blue, grey ect. according to her outfit. isn't that cool?) she's got a few freckles around her nose, skinny eyebrows with a small freckle right after the end of her left eyebrow...small thin lips and a single roundish chin. Do you think you could draw a pretty good picture of her? if you can thank you! if you don't i understand. could you send me a link to the drawing? thank you so much!

I think you might lurve her SG.

p.s. save the cheerleader

Draw a pirate werewolf

2007-11-01T16:37:00.001Z

TJ asks: Draw a pirate werewolf - i need one for my film.

Look here is his/her film. How cool is that? aahh sweet AD&D days. Personally i had a fighter come priest... things didn't go to well ended up blind undead and covered in sores and alleged to an opportunist evil god.

Draw a monster

2007-10-27T17:32:00.000+01:00

David asks: draw a sea monster.

draw a fat man

2007-10-22T17:27:00.000+01:00

Maurice asked: draw a fat man looking for his hat.

can you draw Silvia

2007-10-20T17:24:00.000+01:00

nichola asks: can you draw Silvia's work being washed away by chocolate.

bow to the cat lords

2007-10-10T14:43:00.000+01:00

Norwego asks: Can you draw cats as masters and humans as their pets? My cats firmly believe this is how the world works. Sadly, it's true.

Oops should of done two cats i think.

draw me

2007-10-08T16:46:00.000+01:00

Sally asks: dave, wherever you are reading this please draw the scene but as if you were looking up at yourself thru a glass floor, embellish with surrounding objects as you wish - and please have clothes on.

Well I am quite boringly at my desk drawing this picture.

Ninja vs Pirate

2007-10-08T13:42:00.000+01:00

Someone who didn't leave a name: could you pleaaaase draw a ninja and a pirate fighting? of course the ninja should win, 'cause ninjas are so much cooler than pirates!

Well I am not sure if Ninja's are cooler then Pirates. Ninja's don't drink and sing. They meditate. I would prefer hangingout with pirates. Anyway neither are winning because no one wins by fighting.

Pirates & Volcanos

2007-10-06T16:07:00.000+01:00

Kate asks: could you please draw a Pirate riding a motorcycle down a volcano (maybe erupting?). it's my son's dream birthday theme.

This is for Jack... Pirate driving his bike into the centre of a volcano. I have no idea why, I can only guess he is trying to achieve something or has heard of some pretty fancy treasure to go in there.

Draw fresh air

2007-10-04T21:00:00.000+01:00

London Cokehead asks: Draw... Fresh Air.

try and stump me... Well I tried to draw the french electro band but then ended up with this person and their particularly pert breath that smells of peppermint and a rabbit - .fresh hare.

An old lady robbing a bank

2007-09-28T12:10:00.000+01:00

Anonymous said... how 'bout an old lady who is trying to rob a bank?

People keep asking things that are somewhat violent... How about some nice things.

Draw Zombies Bunny

2007-09-11T14:05:00.000+01:00

Anonymous said... draw a zombie bunny!!

Zombies are fun - Zombie bunnies are probably more likely to munch down on Guinea Pigs aren't they

Angela's attic

2007-09-05T17:52:00.000+01:00

Angela asks: After giving it much thought, I've decided to ask you if you could please draw an alternate universe where squirrels and sock puppets behave really really badly and have a really good time at it. If there are pirates and/or monkeys that would work too. And for some reason I feel I should ask for a unicorn.

Pesky terrorists cells in fairyland trying to make everyone grow up...

Draw the Dispatch Office

2007-08-08T10:20:00.000+01:00

Gabrielle asks: Will you draw the Dispatch Office?

Considered it drawn! They put art around the world... A little better then what I make here though.

Draw some stuff

2007-07-07T10:01:00.000+01:00

Damien Breen asks: Can you draw two revolvers, barrels crossed with 2 dead doves flying in front in the direction of the barrels, with "x" "x" where their
eyes should be and an arrow in one of them. and they are holding a
banner with their feet that reads "true love kills"

and dripping blood and maybe forced perspective on the guns' dimension
or whatever u think.

Of course no worries... Then halfway through I got scared this might of been a columbine style request so ditched the true love kills and made it a crazy lady to water it down a bit.