Blimey

Only one update this year. Sorry people been busy.
So got the mighty Godmachine to do some work and he inspired me to make this wiggly little number.

London Word Festival

The London Word Festival have invited me to take part in their Blogger all dayer. I am not sure quite how we will work it, but I will be sure it will be about drawing more and requests.

Update:

Coloured this one in.

I have a few new requests, thanks all I am on them.

Penny Farthing raiders

Anon said: Draw someone attempting to ram-raid a shop on a penny-farthing.

Penny Farthing flower shop raiders.

Draw the Astoria's last day

Nobody asked: Draw the last day at the Astoria before it closes down.

Well nobody asked that, because people are visiting and not requesting again, give us some requests people.

Draw a Mexican Caterpillar

Robbie H asks: Can I have a mexican drunk caterpillar playing with a chainsaw please.

Yup, Caterpillars are ugly, but vicious looking little things. Weird that they become butterflies isn't it. Why!? WHY!

Seeing as it is Thanksgiving, Draw a Turkey

Cheyenne asked: Will you draw a leather-clad turkey riding a Harley and carrying an AK?
If so, may I use your picture?

'Yup, what do you want to use it for?' I replied.

'The pic is to be used for a birthday cake and possibly a tattoo. My guy raises turkeys, rides harleys, and loves guns.'


I have a funny feeling they are not based in North London.

Just had Guns in my last few postings, lets have some peace loving ones shall we? Oh ok, I will settle for chainsaws.

Cowboy said 'Draw'

we_are_there asks: Draw Cowboys Drawing. The choice which kind of drawing is yours.

'Draw', the pen is mightier then the sword. However is a felt tip marker mightier then a colt? ...


Of Course it is stupid!

Draw a showgirl on a flamingo on a tiger

William asks: can you draw a showgirl riding a flamingo that's riding a tiger?

No that is what I am talking about, in the words of the late great Tiswas - THIS IS WHAT WE WANT... But then I just saw the next request...

Draw this historic day

Joti asks: Draw this Historic Day (the one where Barack Obama won the other week)

My attempt at satire.

Monster Off 3 - Sarah Palin with lasers for eyes.

A laser eyed Sarah Palin, Some big biffa villian and a stripper chopping off a mans head. Probably not for kids this one.

Monster off 2 - My Cthulhu Pony

Here is My Little Cthulhu Pony, awww slimey little bugger. Anyone want a my little pony off get in touch?

Monster Off

Having a Monster Off drawing competition this week. Here is Cthulhu...

One of the old ones taking down a container ship for breakfast

Draw a dog walking a human

Weixun said: Draw a dog walking his favourite pet human.

Draw something from my website

jos3000 said: Please draw a your favourite product from couturelab.com

Sounds like someone shamelessly promoting their fancy pants website. Nothing like a £200 teddy

HEY YOU! yes I need requests

Nobody has requested anything for a while.
So give me some interesting requests please.

In the meantime here is someone walking their dog

Draw Me

Swappers: Draw me! Draw me! Draw me! go on.......draw me.

ok I will draw you from that tiny little picture. Nice blue guitar, I have been looking for a cheap blue box... To no avail.

draw a dragon dressed as a car

Confuzzled Shannon said: Would you draw a dragon deciding what to be for halloween?

He decided on going as a pink cadillac. But couldn't find a cadillac costume so went for a purple mustang gt.

Draw a Church

Sophie asks: Draw a Church



A kooky little church.

Draw you drawing you

weixun said: Draw a picture of yourself drawing a picture of yourself drawing a picture of yourself! :)

Ok quick one of this. I draw myself way too much. Time to draw someone else.

Draw Gin and Jews

Dave says: Draw Gin and Jews

Wahay everybody get pissed and fall down. Party time at Kutshters.

Draw a pirate blowing up a balloon

Grace asks: Can you draw me a pirate blowing a balloon up called Piers.

We have sexy pirates, we have pirates in a volcano, we have had a pirate scientist... Now for your viewing pleasure, roll up, roll up. We have a the pirate balloonist and his amazing balloon: Piers.

Draw Golden Balls

Anon asks: Draw 'Golden Balls', then draw Golden Balls on a bad day (having the gold knocked out of him), then Golden Balls on a good day (being made 'Mr Platinum').


Me neither

Draw a Wheelie

James asks can you draw: Draw someone pulling a wheelie on a bike?

So I considered someone pulling along a wheelie like a bike. But then went for some sort of fella doing a straight wheelie. It looks quite worried about it... I bet he buckles and needs a nice plaster for that grazed knee.

Draw Scoobius Pip

Someone asked: Draw Scroobius Pip.

Okidoki, bit of a dull one really isn't it. Maybe I shouldn't of copied a picture of the fella and made it up. I do like that letter to god song. Pretty ace.

Draw anything or a leek

Weed killer said: Could you please draw....anything, I don't care, just surprise me, because I can't think of anything particular.

Sorry to be a bit churlish about your very generous offer to draw anything. BUT WHY DID YOU BOTHER? If there is one thing I hate a) Trying on Jeans under halogen lighting b) People who don't have capacity to make very simple decisions. Here my week willed reader is a leek for you.

Draw Arkhen Asylum

Joe Boo said: Could you please draw a hen in an asylum?

b.s. could I use this picture

I swear it is p.s. B.S is something completely different. Can't resist another pun (in case you don't know Arkham Aslym is where they lock up Batmans bad guys.

Draw a modern Head Hunt

Makinjosh said: Could u draw a picture of a head hunt set in a modern backdrop?

Don't Head Hunts go on a daily basis in a modern society, for hooty falooty hi flying jobs for people who want a career and get their assistant to reply to emails because they are way too important.

Draw a Suicide Bummer

Mehdi asks: Of course I have a picture request: please can you draw a gay terrorist?

This was trickier then it sounded. I mean was the terrorist intent to be a gay intent? Or of Terrorist intent. Gay intent doesn't sound particularly terrifying unless you happen to be a homophobe but then one is probably gay anyway. So it opened a whole can of worms. So I decided to settle on a simple rubbish pun: Suicide Bummer.

Draw the Super Being

Marie asks: Draw a super being, half made for good, half for evil

One half Superpowered LollyPop Lady with comfortable granny like bosum, One Half killer stabby killy microwave robot.

Draw Har Mar Superstar

Sharon asks: Can you draw me Har Mar Superstar at home, practising his moves in his bedroom?

Of course, this is what he seems to wear on stage, so not quite a stretch of the imagination. Although I never knew Olive Oil taught him how to dance until now

Draw a Pasty

The Twins ask: Draw a Cornish Pasty.

They doubted my Pasty prowess... I am Jaguar Paw! King of Pasty.

Draw the wheelie bin monster

Jon says: If I were to tell you to draw something, how about...

...the creature living in next door's wheelie bin
(I've not seen it... but I have heard it... and it scares me... a little... but not so much I don't go out...)

I would be scared, be careful of going out. When it sets its sites better call Martha and the Vandella's.

Draw Pug

X replies: do demonstrate what a pug looks like.

Pugs, Cats, Cows, Dogs, Richard Ashcroft it smells like a zoo in here.

Beef Warehouse

Andy Says: Draw Beef Warehouse

One cow is all you need for a warehouse of beef chunks. Slayer meets Lionel Richie at Bugsy Malones house for tea and buttcakes.

Draw a Verve CatBag

Trystan: Any chance you could draw a bag in a cat, waiting to drown? With Richard Ashcroft of the Verve looking confused and scribbling out his lyrics.

Oops this has been lurking about for ages. Old Verve playing glastonbury I will be sure to miss it. Yes Scribble out those lyrics.

Draw Dog Heaven

Nichola asks: Hello , please draw me Meg meeting Sam and Shep and all the other border collies in border collie heaven and discovering a whole new doggy alternative world of fun and sticks and fields of clouds....x

Should of done a giant pile of Chum and Sticks.. Also white dog poo doesn't exist anymore because putting bones in was banned or somesuch.

Draw a Radish

Salix Tree: you can draw me a radish if you like. :-)

Thankyou, remember fraggle rock, remember that they used to steal radishes from those big monsters. What were those monsters called? No No No the Doozers were the little builders that used to make candy scaffolding, the Big ones in the garden and there was a talking rubbish heap. Suppose Google calls.

Draw yourself winning but having it taken away.

Rupert says: Why not draw a storyboard of yourself winning the bloggy award and then having it taken away due to steroid abuse.

Why storyboard when one can do it in one frame. Although speaking of storyboards if anyone wants to right me a 4 panel comic I will illustrate it.

Draw a bit of a mess

Tom says: I once saw this hairy guy with glasses fall down really drunk in a club and start spinning around. Then, when the bouncer started dragging the dude across the dancefloor to throw him out, the drunk guy threw a punch. Aside from on Jackass, it's the only time I think I've ever seen someone punch themself square in the face. What made it even funnier was the feel-good funk soundtrack in the background.

Please draw it

I have an odd sense of Deja Vu about this.

Draw an Asian Godess

The Minimalist said: How about a Japanese Goddess. I have one on my site. Perhaps you's like to check it out.

I am a bit rubbish at faces, just do method which is rubbish. Will try and sharpen them up.

Draw French Punks, not Daft, French!

Sam asked me twice: Where's my picture of the French punk festival, L'attitude (full of stereotypes, of course)? I vaguely receall requesting it a while ago, or at least thinking about it, and that should be enough.

My cheese and toast ready yet? Next up Asian Goddess.

Draw a Random Forest

Forest Parks asks: It would be cool if you could draw a random forest and then I could include it in my post :)

This was fun, I like off the wall ones. The poster wants to use it on his page http://www.therandomforest.com . He/She said they would write an article about me, isn't that nice. I get about 100-200 people a day coming to have a look and most people come here because they Google Sexy Pirates or How to Draw Cheese.

Hey you lot

People have stopped requesting.
Please request something, go on it doesn't hurt... Why not as a comment on this post.
Doktored dx

Draw a Panda and a Rabbit

Kat said: Draw a Panda and a pink rabbit hugging.

I wonder if the next person to request will be called Panda.

Draw a Cat

Amy says: My cat wants you to draw him, hes black and white and little but very brave, hes called Prometheus and has the loudest purrrrrr in the (South) West

Well Prometheus stole fire from Zeus apparently and gave it to us lot so we could make hamburgers.

SPUDZILLA!!!

Sam says: Please draw Spudzilla and his arch enemy MechaCarrot fighting in dowtown Tokyo in a manga styleee.


AAAAAAH MechaCARROT IS COMING... someone wake up SPUDZILLA?? BUT THAT WILL RUIN THE CITY>... It is the only way we can save the country... What about Spudzooki?

Please draw ...

Chris asks: Please draw a dude bumming you out either psychologically or physically!


Thanks Chris, it is bum week this week on I should draw more.

Draw Janis Joplin

Dan said: Please draw Janis Joplin.

Here she is in glorious monochrome. So how do people screenprint then? Maybe I could make screenprints. edit: The previous piccie would work well.

Draw an Unknown Wife

Lisa asks: Would you be able to draw a picture of Amir's future wonderful wife? He hasn't met her yet. I think she might be sweet and petite, possibly with lots of birds flying around her head.


So spot the drawing boy who's missus is away on holiday? I have just used this request as an excuse to draw a nice bum it seems.

Draw sufi mama

StRaNgEr said: Draw me a Moroccan(sufi) Muslim mama , wearing a blue turban:D Looking over a tiled balcony at marakaesh market.


Tadaaaa