Draw: Me with a Beard like yours

Ben asks: Can you draw me with a beard like yours so i know what mine will look like in 5-10 years?

Of course, a little bit of research into what Ben looks like and hey presto.

Draw you teaching us Line dancing

Mmmcakes asks: Draw you teaching me & Adele to line dance!

I can't remember this. Think the gf will kill me for going around teaching our secret line dance to all at the ATP festival. Or maybe she will praise me for widening the cult.

Jamillah asks: Draw Saddam NYE card

Jamillah asks: NY greetings card design from Saddam Hussein.

Another sicko in the midst, all too happily...
Oops another backdated one.

I ask!

doktored asks: Draw todays news about the stolen EMU then backdate it.

If you insist.

Draw you enjoying a Marshmellow sandwich

Kelly asks:Draw yourself enjoying a festive marshmellow Fluff sandwich with Fluff founding fathers H. Alllen Durkee and Fred L Mower...

???!?? Ok then...

Draw 2006

Jennfier asks: Draw 2006 in the style of Peter Blake.

Nice easy one thanks Jennifer. So that dude who did the Beatle album cover in cheapoid five minute black pen... This is the grim reaper, Nuclear bombs, Polar Bear some Wind & Tornado's, Russel Brand, Steve Croc fella, A Whale and a crap James Brown.

Draw your brother in bed getting his feet licked

Nichola asks: Draw Glenn in bed getting his feet licked by Meg.

This one was blimmin' difficult, didn't really manage an upstanding version after a couple of attempts.

Draw

Hanksta from B3ta says: Draw a cowboy riding a dinosaur
smoking.
Thanks Hansta, It had to be the Dinosaur smoking didn't it. I like to think of the two as the only population of a small rest stop. He is also the sheriff, and the cleaner. Usually happy to see visitors, unlike the grumpy Stegasourous.

Draw "I'm the Devil! I like METAL!"

Steve asks: illustrate thje song Beezleboss by Tenacious D that I sent you - especially the line: "I'm the Devil! I like METAL!"

Draw your girlfriend

Maria asks: Draw your girlfriend!

Ok Maria here she is... with her boobies out too.

Draw a Bear in a Wheelchair

Andy asks: Draw a Bear in a Wheel Chair

Ok then Andy here goes...

First drawing - First blood

K asks: 'I would like to see a copy of the Haywain with the bodies of sex workers in the grass. It's near ipswich apparently.'

So the first request is quick and nasty in subject and execution. I also don't have the scanner linked up so this one has got to the internet by the wonders of cameraphone -

Update: Got the scanner going, so image is all clean now.

What should I draw?

recently in All Tomorrows Parties quiz round I remembered I could draw. The Music Quiz asked us to sketch out alternatives to the Album covers of Houses of the Holy, Kings of the Wild Frontier and The Queen is Dead.

Cue some frantic bloody drawing... Oh yeah I trained at this sh!t for years. I can turn over pictures in seconds. Que another bloody blog in the world.

So as Ice Cube accompanies a wintery night,
In true Dada style I am going to state my manifesto.

I Should Draw More Manifesto

1)To draw a picture everyday.
2)The image is to be Picked by the first person to email what they want to see
3)I have the right to refuse images that I don't fancy drawing (Cerebus for instance)

That is it... Lets tart this page up a bit.