Weed killer said: Could you please draw....anything, I don't care, just surprise me, because I can't think of anything particular.
Sorry to be a bit churlish about your very generous offer to draw anything. BUT WHY DID YOU BOTHER? If there is one thing I hate a) Trying on Jeans under halogen lighting b) People who don't have capacity to make very simple decisions. Here my week willed reader is a leek for you.
Joe Boo said: Could you please draw a hen in an asylum?
b.s. could I use this picture
I swear it is p.s. B.S is something completely different. Can't resist another pun (in case you don't know Arkham Aslym is where they lock up Batmans bad guys.
Makinjosh said: Could u draw a picture of a head hunt set in a modern backdrop?
Don't Head Hunts go on a daily basis in a modern society, for hooty falooty hi flying jobs for people who want a career and get their assistant to reply to emails because they are way too important.
Mehdi asks: Of course I have a picture request: please can you draw a gay terrorist?
This was trickier then it sounded. I mean was the terrorist intent to be a gay intent? Or of Terrorist intent. Gay intent doesn't sound particularly terrifying unless you happen to be a homophobe but then one is probably gay anyway. So it opened a whole can of worms. So I decided to settle on a simple rubbish pun: Suicide Bummer.
Marie asks: Draw a super being, half made for good, half for evil
One half Superpowered LollyPop Lady with comfortable granny like bosum, One Half killer stabby killy microwave robot.
Sharon asks: Can you draw me Har Mar Superstar at home, practising his moves in his bedroom?
Of course, this is what he seems to wear on stage, so not quite a stretch of the imagination. Although I never knew Olive Oil taught him how to dance until now
The Twins ask: Draw a Cornish Pasty.
They doubted my Pasty prowess... I am Jaguar Paw! King of Pasty.
Jon says: If I were to tell you to draw something, how about...
...the creature living in next door's wheelie bin
(I've not seen it... but I have heard it... and it scares me... a little... but not so much I don't go out...)
I would be scared, be careful of going out. When it sets its sites better call Martha and the Vandella's.
