Draw a Dancing Star

Nichi says: Mind drawing me a dancing star? (star as in stars in the sky...not famous artists) :)

Time to get etheral, anyone watching season 4 of battlestar galatica? How good it is it... Darn the last series.

Draw a picnic with us as animals

Sarah said: Draw a us having a picnic as animals.

Look I don't know what kind of bird that is!

Draw lost in the supermarket

ATP Festival Quiz says draw the single that this is about: Strummer and Jones need satellite navigation to find their way out of the organic section at Waitrose. Answer: Lost in the Supermarket by the Clash.

Did that make sense? We were in the quiz that gave me the idea for this blog in the first place, thought it suitable to post up the result. We got three points and won the whole darn quiz... In turn £600 worth of tickets. Total result - we gave them all away though.

Hippy Mama

StRaNgEr said: Draw a hippie mama wearing a fluffy crochet hat with flowers on,
red buckle shoes and a bag coverd in badges, riding an old bike and singing. riding towards us on a yellow brick road literd in love heart.

So I draw too many white folk. Must draw other kinds of people. Or better other things all together.

Draw a Bag of Burps

Becky said : Please could you draw a bag of burps? I am curious as to the boundaries of your imagination.

Somebody on the radio was talking about how smell isn't funny. I think burps are inherently funny. Obviously a cigerette beery one isn't that funny, but maybe a cheese and onion crisp one is.

Draw a Squat girl

Anon said: Please draw my dirty squat with a girl having a wash in the kitchen. Cheers

Well Anonymous I like the idea you have a dirty squat with internet access. Why not give it a clean today.

Draw a baby lion

Louwheez asks: my baby son Rolf turning into a lion in the middle of a lush rainforest with a treehouse in the background. Thanks.

No problem went for a slightly different style, trying to be less precious then the last few. King of the playpen

Draw something real

Nichola asks: Draw something real

Ok here is the tree in the campsite. By the way Forest Camping in Suffolk is a bloody nice campsite no matter how crap their website or ability to appear on maps is.

Draw a Witch

Katy asks: Can you draw a witch riding a spoon through a storm of frogs?

Yes I can, can you make more ponds in north London? It seems our frog to walk around ratio has really gone down, having said that I have a skinny fox walking around my garden. I wonder if it likes Beef?

Rupert says Draw R'lyeh

Rupert asks: In keeping with the Lovecraftian theme, I'd like to see the timeless beasties of R'lyeh taking part in a race around the tomb of Cthulu. And dancing girls . . . gotta have them.


Well I am going to give this another go at some point because R'lyeh is impossible to comprehend let alone draw. Thought better to get something up then nothing at all.

Version 2

Draw a Tomas and his Hippies

Tomas asks: So I was wondering, please could you draw me standing in front of a massive group of hippies.

Draw someones odd dream

Lisa, Catfish, Belle and Vanessa ask: How about drawing a giraffe in a fez talking greek on the phone with his boyfriend, while eating grapes with chopsticks? (can you make sure we can see the boyfriend?)
Thanks.

I think they met on gumtree. Ozzies coming over here taking our Giraffe's

Draw a Cthulhu Cultie

José asks: Could you please draw my girlfriend wearing druidic clothes and sacrifying > me to Cuthulhu in an irish forest, while she smyling says: ¡Ireland Rocks! Thank you very much, nice web :-)

Lord I hope I don't wake up with a supporter of the old ones. Although if it had to be any old one cultie, Yog Soggoth (Aka the The Lurker at the Threshold) was always my favourite.

Can you draw Teen Wolf and Mr T

Tom asks: Please can you draw a picture of Teenwolf surfing on top of the A-Team van with B.A. driving while something explodes in the background?


The easiest way to cheer up the morning commute.

Draw the Queen

Jeannie says: Draw The Queen of England.

... Ok Jeannie doesn't exist, nobody asked me to draw the queen and this picture wasn't supposed to be a picture of the queen at all. Just was trying to think of a reason to put it on the blog.

Draw some birds

anon commented: I dont know if its possible but i would like for you to draw an extremely ugly penguin with a duck sneaking up on him to take revenge.......(possibly some nice background scenary, no bathrooms or small spaces!!!)Thanks

What did she/he do in the first place?

Draw a wierd King

I am trying to find the post or email as I did this one ages ago: Draw a King holding up a severed head with a bunch of mice saying 'All Hail the King'.

If this is you please get back in touch so I can credit you. Of Mice and men eh?

Draw some soft focus ladies

Dafoot asks: Draw some Lord Lichfield type ladies.

I kind of copied a photo from some book somebody gave me yonks ago, somehow I manage to make an 1980's soft focus study of the female form into a scrawny paris hilton style drug addict/killer robot on the phone. Can't win them all I suppose.

Draw an Angry Teacher

Or version 2



Peter asks: could you please draw an infuriated teacher who is about to throw an atomic bomb at a grinning student? The teacher should be small, corpulent, and bald.

Draw another Sexy Pirate

Meredith asks: I just saw your "sexy pirate" drawing- posted in January- and it I LOVE it! She is sexy indeed! I live on the beach in NC, and love pirates, but there is a serious shortage of sexy ones. Can you draw me another sexy pirate, but one that I could display in my classroom (I'm a high school teacher)? This would mean no gun, and maybe a mini-skirt instead of the panties. I want it to be sexy, but I'm afraid it can't be too scandalous. As I said, I'm a high school teacher and coach; our mascot is a pirate, but all the images we use are of ugly, burly, tired male pirates. I want a HOT, girly pirate! (Only if you fancy drawing it of course). AAaaargh!


Well Meredith only asked me a year ago. Guess a year is a lot slower when you are a oldish git. But the new felt tip pens look nice don't they. That reminds me someone else wanted a pirate and cheerleader picture. What am I ? A pirate factory

Draw a Full Time Camper

Butterflug asked: No doubt I will be too late for a request but how about drawing me a full-time camper!

Well here is a Camper

Draw Slipknot

Hugh asks: Draw a new mask for Slipknot

Draw a pirate scientist

anon: Had a look back through your pictures, and there's a lot of pirates, which confuses me because everyone knows scientists are way cooler. So, anyway, draw a pirate scientist. With rum.

Draw the Cre8tive peeple thingy you bought

Doktored says: Me and my better half had a competition and I drew and then made this.

Draw a Medusa

Nobody asked: Draw a Medusa with and Eggqui

Draw a broken Stereo

Caragamistar said...
Can you draw a stereo that has been smashed into many pieces by a hammer, with the musical notes escaping from the wreckage, wearing various intresting hats/hairstyles?

Draw a Shamrock

Adam ask: Draw a Shamrock as it is St.Patricks day isn't it.

Ok as long as you give us some Irish blessing

Draw something impossible.

Barney McGroo said...
How about a supermassive black hole, after spending billions of years devouring galaxies, finds love after encountering a baby lemur and decides to change it's diet to pomegranate smoothies, raw broccoli and cauliflower salad and sea bream ratatouille?

Draw a Parking Vampire

Clownz aks: Could you please draw a lady vampire, with frizzy hair, trying to reverse park a car. Her head's sticking out of the window, looking back and we're looking from behind the car. Thanks!

Draw a Carriage

Anon asks: can u draw a carriage a simple old carriage like the ones they used in french in the renaisance? from its profile ? :)please

I wonder if I have just done someones homework?

Draw a Celebrity Zombie.

Amy asks: Can you draw a picture of a lady who works in a cubicle and looks like a zombie? She should look like Isabella Rossalini, only pale blue and less attractive.

draw some Mer-Monkeys

Jos asks: Draw some Mer-Monkeys that live in Atlantis

Today I spoke to random people on the tube and they didn't think I was a bit weird. However I did want to ask them whether they thought underwater monkeys loved bananna's? A step too far perhaps.

Draw a Science Princess Carriage

Gypsychk says: My daughter has asked Santa for a 'Science Building Princess Carriage' Would you please draw me one so I know what to look for?

It is done... Like a portable currys (A uk highstreet shop) on wheels.

I should really draw more

The whole point of this blog is so I don't get caught up with the day to day humdrum of life and should be drawing more. So what have been doing? NOT DRAWING ENOUGH?

So line up the requests as soon as I get near a scanner I am going to scan a bunch in.

Draw some random lady

SG asks: Hello, my best friends birthday is coming up, and i wanted her to have something special, do you think you can draw a picture of her?...,she's tan,she has just a few inches under shoulder length blonde hair short enough so that it curls back on the end...she's got one of those million dollar smiles ya know? she has a smallish straight nose, green hazel eyes( they change to hazel brown, blue, grey ect. according to her outfit. isn't that cool?) she's got a few freckles around her nose, skinny eyebrows with a small freckle right after the end of her left eyebrow...small thin lips and a single roundish chin. Do you think you could draw a pretty good picture of her? if you can thank you! if you don't i understand. could you send me a link to the drawing? thank you so much!


I think you might lurve her SG.

p.s. save the cheerleader

Draw a pirate werewolf

TJ asks: Draw a pirate werewolf - i need one for my film.

Look here is his/her film. How cool is that? aahh sweet AD&D days. Personally i had a fighter come priest... things didn't go to well ended up blind undead and covered in sores and alleged to an opportunist evil god.

Draw a monster

David asks: draw a sea monster.

draw a fat man

Maurice asked: draw a fat man looking for his hat.

can you draw Silvia

nichola asks: can you draw Silvia's work being washed away by chocolate.

bow to the cat lords

Norwego asks: Can you draw cats as masters and humans as their pets? My cats firmly believe this is how the world works. Sadly, it's true.

Oops should of done two cats i think.

draw me

Sally asks: dave, wherever you are reading this please draw the scene but as if you were looking up at yourself thru a glass floor, embellish with surrounding objects as you wish - and please have clothes on.

Well I am quite boringly at my desk drawing this picture.

Ninja vs Pirate

Someone who didn't leave a name: could you pleaaaase draw a ninja and a pirate fighting? of course the ninja should win, 'cause ninjas are so much cooler than pirates!


Well I am not sure if Ninja's are cooler then Pirates. Ninja's don't drink and sing. They meditate. I would prefer hangingout with pirates. Anyway neither are winning because no one wins by fighting.

Pirates & Volcanos

Kate asks: could you please draw a Pirate riding a motorcycle down a volcano (maybe erupting?). it's my son's dream birthday theme.

This is for Jack... Pirate driving his bike into the centre of a volcano. I have no idea why, I can only guess he is trying to achieve something or has heard of some pretty fancy treasure to go in there.

Draw fresh air

London Cokehead asks: Draw... Fresh Air.

try and stump me... Well I tried to draw the french electro band but then ended up with this person and their particularly pert breath that smells of peppermint and a rabbit - .fresh hare.

An old lady robbing a bank

Anonymous said... how 'bout an old lady who is trying to rob a bank?


People keep asking things that are somewhat violent... How about some nice things.

Draw Zombies Bunny

Anonymous said... draw a zombie bunny!!

Zombies are fun - Zombie bunnies are probably more likely to munch down on Guinea Pigs aren't they

Angela's attic

Angela asks: After giving it much thought, I've decided to ask you if you could please draw an alternate universe where squirrels and sock puppets behave really really badly and have a really good time at it. If there are pirates and/or monkeys that would work too. And for some reason I feel I should ask for a unicorn.


Pesky terrorists cells in fairyland trying to make everyone grow up...

Draw the Dispatch Office

Gabrielle asks: Will you draw the Dispatch Office?

Considered it drawn! They put art around the world... A little better then what I make here though.