Saturday, 13 December 2008
Wednesday, 10 December 2008
Friday, 28 November 2008
Robbie H asks: Can I have a mexican drunk caterpillar playing with a chainsaw please.
Yup, Caterpillars are ugly, but vicious looking little things. Weird that they become butterflies isn't it. Why!? WHY!
Thursday, 27 November 2008
Cheyenne asked: Will you draw a leather-clad turkey riding a Harley and carrying an AK?
If so, may I use your picture?
'Yup, what do you want to use it for?' I replied.
'The pic is to be used for a birthday cake and possibly a tattoo. My guy raises turkeys, rides harleys, and loves guns.'
I have a funny feeling they are not based in North London.
Just had Guns in my last few postings, lets have some peace loving ones shall we? Oh ok, I will settle for chainsaws.
Wednesday, 26 November 2008
Wednesday, 19 November 2008
William asks: can you draw a showgirl riding a flamingo that's riding a tiger?
No that is what I am talking about, in the words of the late great Tiswas - THIS IS WHAT WE WANT... But then I just saw the next request...
Monday, 10 November 2008
Sunday, 26 October 2008
Tuesday, 21 October 2008
Tuesday, 7 October 2008
Saturday, 27 September 2008
Friday, 26 September 2008
Friday, 8 August 2008
Grace asks: Can you draw me a pirate blowing a balloon up called Piers.
We have sexy pirates, we have pirates in a volcano, we have had a pirate scientist... Now for your viewing pleasure, roll up, roll up. We have a the pirate balloonist and his amazing balloon: Piers.
Wednesday, 6 August 2008
Friday, 1 August 2008
James asks can you draw: Draw someone pulling a wheelie on a bike?
So I considered someone pulling along a wheelie like a bike. But then went for some sort of fella doing a straight wheelie. It looks quite worried about it... I bet he buckles and needs a nice plaster for that grazed knee.
Tuesday, 29 July 2008
Weed killer said: Could you please draw....anything, I don't care, just surprise me, because I can't think of anything particular.
Sorry to be a bit churlish about your very generous offer to draw anything. BUT WHY DID YOU BOTHER? If there is one thing I hate a) Trying on Jeans under halogen lighting b) People who don't have capacity to make very simple decisions. Here my week willed reader is a leek for you.
Joe Boo said: Could you please draw a hen in an asylum?
b.s. could I use this picture
I swear it is p.s. B.S is something completely different. Can't resist another pun (in case you don't know Arkham Aslym is where they lock up Batmans bad guys.
Monday, 14 July 2008
Makinjosh said: Could u draw a picture of a head hunt set in a modern backdrop?
Don't Head Hunts go on a daily basis in a modern society, for hooty falooty hi flying jobs for people who want a career and get their assistant to reply to emails because they are way too important.
Wednesday, 9 July 2008
Mehdi asks: Of course I have a picture request: please can you draw a gay terrorist?
This was trickier then it sounded. I mean was the terrorist intent to be a gay intent? Or of Terrorist intent. Gay intent doesn't sound particularly terrifying unless you happen to be a homophobe but then one is probably gay anyway. So it opened a whole can of worms. So I decided to settle on a simple rubbish pun: Suicide Bummer.
Tuesday, 8 July 2008
Sharon asks: Can you draw me Har Mar Superstar at home, practising his moves in his bedroom?
Of course, this is what he seems to wear on stage, so not quite a stretch of the imagination. Although I never knew Olive Oil taught him how to dance until now
Monday, 7 July 2008
Friday, 4 July 2008
Jon says: If I were to tell you to draw something, how about...
...the creature living in next door's wheelie bin
(I've not seen it... but I have heard it... and it scares me... a little... but not so much I don't go out...)
I would be scared, be careful of going out. When it sets its sites better call Martha and the Vandella's.
Monday, 23 June 2008
Trystan: Any chance you could draw a bag in a cat, waiting to drown? With Richard Ashcroft of the Verve looking confused and scribbling out his lyrics.
Oops this has been lurking about for ages. Old Verve playing glastonbury I will be sure to miss it. Yes Scribble out those lyrics.
Wednesday, 18 June 2008
Nichola asks: Hello , please draw me Meg meeting Sam and Shep and all the other border collies in border collie heaven and discovering a whole new doggy alternative world of fun and sticks and fields of clouds....x
Should of done a giant pile of Chum and Sticks.. Also white dog poo doesn't exist anymore because putting bones in was banned or somesuch.
Salix Tree: you can draw me a radish if you like. :-)
Thankyou, remember fraggle rock, remember that they used to steal radishes from those big monsters. What were those monsters called? No No No the Doozers were the little builders that used to make candy scaffolding, the Big ones in the garden and there was a talking rubbish heap. Suppose Google calls.
Tuesday, 10 June 2008
Rupert says: Why not draw a storyboard of yourself winning the bloggy award and then having it taken away due to steroid abuse.
Why storyboard when one can do it in one frame. Although speaking of storyboards if anyone wants to right me a 4 panel comic I will illustrate it.
Thursday, 5 June 2008
Tom says: I once saw this hairy guy with glasses fall down really drunk in a club and start spinning around. Then, when the bouncer started dragging the dude across the dancefloor to throw him out, the drunk guy threw a punch. Aside from on Jackass, it's the only time I think I've ever seen someone punch themself square in the face. What made it even funnier was the feel-good funk soundtrack in the background.
Please draw it
I have an odd sense of Deja Vu about this.
Sam asked me twice: Where's my picture of the French punk festival, L'attitude (full of stereotypes, of course)? I vaguely receall requesting it a while ago, or at least thinking about it, and that should be enough.
My cheese and toast ready yet? Next up Asian Goddess.
Posted by doktored at 15:44
Wednesday, 4 June 2008
Forest Parks asks: It would be cool if you could draw a random forest and then I could include it in my post :)
This was fun, I like off the wall ones. The poster wants to use it on his page http://www.therandomforest.com . He/She said they would write an article about me, isn't that nice. I get about 100-200 people a day coming to have a look and most people come here because they Google Sexy Pirates or How to Draw Cheese.
Monday, 2 June 2008
Tuesday, 27 May 2008
Friday, 23 May 2008
Amy says: My cat wants you to draw him, hes black and white and little but very brave, hes called Prometheus and has the loudest purrrrrr in the (South) West
Well Prometheus stole fire from Zeus apparently and gave it to us lot so we could make hamburgers.
Sam says: Please draw Spudzilla and his arch enemy MechaCarrot fighting in dowtown Tokyo in a manga styleee.
AAAAAAH MechaCARROT IS COMING... someone wake up SPUDZILLA?? BUT THAT WILL RUIN THE CITY>... It is the only way we can save the country... What about Spudzooki?
Thursday, 22 May 2008
Tuesday, 20 May 2008
Lisa asks: Would you be able to draw a picture of Amir's future wonderful wife? He hasn't met her yet. I think she might be sweet and petite, possibly with lots of birds flying around her head.
So spot the drawing boy who's missus is away on holiday? I have just used this request as an excuse to draw a nice bum it seems.
Wednesday, 14 May 2008
Monday, 12 May 2008
ATP Festival Quiz says draw the single that this is about: Strummer and Jones need satellite navigation to find their way out of the organic section at Waitrose. Answer: Lost in the Supermarket by the Clash.
Did that make sense? We were in the quiz that gave me the idea for this blog in the first place, thought it suitable to post up the result. We got three points and won the whole darn quiz... In turn £600 worth of tickets. Total result - we gave them all away though.