Tuesday, 18 December 2007
Monday, 17 December 2007
Saturday, 15 December 2007
The whole point of this blog is so I don't get caught up with the day to day humdrum of life and should be drawing more. So what have been doing? NOT DRAWING ENOUGH?
So line up the requests as soon as I get near a scanner I am going to scan a bunch in.
Thursday, 1 November 2007
SG asks: Hello, my best friends birthday is coming up, and i wanted her to have something special, do you think you can draw a picture of her?...,she's tan,she has just a few inches under shoulder length blonde hair short enough so that it curls back on the end...she's got one of those million dollar smiles ya know? she has a smallish straight nose, green hazel eyes( they change to hazel brown, blue, grey ect. according to her outfit. isn't that cool?) she's got a few freckles around her nose, skinny eyebrows with a small freckle right after the end of her left eyebrow...small thin lips and a single roundish chin. Do you think you could draw a pretty good picture of her? if you can thank you! if you don't i understand. could you send me a link to the drawing? thank you so much!
I think you might lurve her SG.
p.s. save the cheerleader
TJ asks: Draw a pirate werewolf - i need one for my film.
Look here is his/her film. How cool is that? aahh sweet AD&D days. Personally i had a fighter come priest... things didn't go to well ended up blind undead and covered in sores and alleged to an opportunist evil god.
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Saturday, 27 October 2007
Monday, 22 October 2007
Saturday, 20 October 2007
Wednesday, 10 October 2007
Monday, 8 October 2007
Sally asks: dave, wherever you are reading this please draw the scene but as if you were looking up at yourself thru a glass floor, embellish with surrounding objects as you wish - and please have clothes on.
Well I am quite boringly at my desk drawing this picture.
Someone who didn't leave a name: could you pleaaaase draw a ninja and a pirate fighting? of course the ninja should win, 'cause ninjas are so much cooler than pirates!
Well I am not sure if Ninja's are cooler then Pirates. Ninja's don't drink and sing. They meditate. I would prefer hangingout with pirates. Anyway neither are winning because no one wins by fighting.
Saturday, 6 October 2007
Kate asks: could you please draw a Pirate riding a motorcycle down a volcano (maybe erupting?). it's my son's dream birthday theme.
This is for Jack... Pirate driving his bike into the centre of a volcano. I have no idea why, I can only guess he is trying to achieve something or has heard of some pretty fancy treasure to go in there.
Thursday, 4 October 2007
London Cokehead asks: Draw... Fresh Air.
try and stump me... Well I tried to draw the french electro band but then ended up with this person and their particularly pert breath that smells of peppermint and a rabbit - .fresh hare.
Friday, 28 September 2007
Tuesday, 11 September 2007
Wednesday, 5 September 2007
Angela asks: After giving it much thought, I've decided to ask you if you could please draw an alternate universe where squirrels and sock puppets behave really really badly and have a really good time at it. If there are pirates and/or monkeys that would work too. And for some reason I feel I should ask for a unicorn.
Pesky terrorists cells in fairyland trying to make everyone grow up...
Wednesday, 8 August 2007
Saturday, 7 July 2007
Damien Breen asks: Can you draw two revolvers, barrels crossed with 2 dead doves flying in front in the direction of the barrels, with "x" "x" where their
eyes should be and an arrow in one of them. and they are holding a
banner with their feet that reads "true love kills"
and dripping blood and maybe forced perspective on the guns' dimension
or whatever u think.
Of course no worries... Then halfway through I got scared this might of been a columbine style request so ditched the true love kills and made it a crazy lady to water it down a bit.
Thursday, 7 June 2007
Thursday, 31 May 2007
Steve has telling me I am rubbish at updating this website.
So I am posting what I drew yesterday...
A great Gig that we booked.
Wild Beasts are Dominos hot new signing. www.myspace.com/myspace
Ebony Bones are amazing Soca Eletro Rock www.myspace.com/ebonybones
Kania Teiffer and 4treck are experimental electro crazy heads from across the pond.
Mariachi rock like sleazy gods fingering all of us. www.myspace.com/mariachi19
Adam Morley is king of the dobro. www.myspace.com/adammorleyuk
The Vigours make you march www.myspace.com/thevigours
Friday, 4 May 2007
Rachel Wilson asks: Please may you draw a picture for my best friend’s birthday? His name is Bender and it would be most excellent if the picture could involve goats with glasses on, Lou Carpenter from Neighbours and Woody from Toy Story perhaps walking along the yellow brick road. Ohh is that too much detail? Anything with goats would be the main thing. I think this would be the best birthday present ever!
Well Rachel asked that way back in January so I think the birthday bit is a bit late.
Thursday, 3 May 2007
Update: Matt asked me if he could buy the picture so I inked it properly. Like a silly sod I never sold it to him but here is the updated version - or as much as I can get on the scanner - also Matt if you still want it get back in touch lost your details.
Matt Squirrell asked: Hello - could you draw me beating up a Transformer robot please? I'm a big fat guy with short hair and a goatee beard.
Wednesday, 2 May 2007
Randy Fordice asks:A pretty girl riding a beach cruiser style bicycle?
Yknow what about about drawing it twice. Did it once - ... then thought - no the subject of pretty girls on bikes needs a bit more invested. Trust you like.
Friday, 20 April 2007
Thursday, 19 April 2007
Sunday, 11 February 2007
Thursday, 8 February 2007
Someone asks: Draw all the Horses and all the Kings Men Putting Humpty Dumpty together again.
I heard about the origin of this phrase the other day. Something to do with some useless english king. Was it someone the reckless?
Friday, 26 January 2007
Hayley asks: Me cutting my own head off with a rusty bread knife because I have been forced to listen to Katie Price and Peter Andre's album?
Oops forgot the rusty breadknife... swapped it for a guillotine.
Monday, 22 January 2007
Friday, 19 January 2007
Thursday, 18 January 2007
Mark @ UUJCC says: Hi there, we are trying to come up with a picture that can be used on a t-shirt to shamelessly represent our club (not for profit or anything).
We are a canoe club that like the social side of things as well as our boats and the water, drinky, drinky.
We did think of a few slogans to go on our t-shirt but the suggestions for pictures were a bit pants and few and far between.
These are the top suggestions we came up with.
Went for the top one.
Wednesday, 17 January 2007
So I haven't had a chance to post any images for a few days. This will all change tonight as I catchup. Have an inbox full of so many suggestions, I thought maybe I could list them here and you get to vote what goes next. All bit 1998. But that is the way we like I don't want to live forever...
And don't forget the Joker.
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Sunday, 14 January 2007
Michele says: Oh go on, please draw me a picture of what you think Troublmaker Sean looks like from your creative mind's eye. I am his girlfriend not some weirdo who wants to upset him.
Erm maybe I am the weirdo after picturing Sean as a pint sized Marquee de Sade... But with more smiles and animals and potions.
Saturday, 13 January 2007
Friday, 12 January 2007
Thursday, 11 January 2007
Emma asks: can you draw me a lovely picture of King Buzzo, the lovely singer from the Melvins with the lovely grey hair?
No problem. Here is is... Our DJ outfit played at ATP coincidentally. Also playing at the Boogaloo on the 26th, Howdy Do at the Boogaloo on the 13th and the Cedar Rooms on the 12th. We won't be drawing anything.
Wednesday, 10 January 2007
Oh I think this might have been also from that sean troublemaker: Can you also draw Vladimir Putin riding through the Arc de Triomphe in a chariot pulled by a pack of angry (European) badgers? Also, he’s waving a top hat in one hand and saying “fuck this shit”, but he’s singing it so there are musical notes in the speech bubble if you know what I mean… I swear this actually happened, but it didn’t get much media coverage.
This one was better. Although I should do someone elses suggestions now... Buzzzzzzzz
P.S you can make the pix bigger by clicking on them
Sean asks: Using the medium of pens, could you knock together a roller-skating monkey being cheered on by Depeche Mode's Martin L. Gore (Circa 1990)?
humph have I even got the right guy from Depeche Mode, what was wrong with the singer? Also... I picked an Ape didn't I. A right shambles.
Tuesday, 9 January 2007
Dav said: Can you draw a naked/scantily clad woman sitting on a giant clam drinking juice? It would be best if this were all on a raft in the middle of the ocean. Maybe a dolphin brought her the juice.
Ok got to the end and forgot the Juice. She dropped it in the water and is looking about for it.
Monday, 8 January 2007
Kathryn asks:Can you draw a Turkey going cold turkey in rehab with his pet tomato loyaly standing by
No problem, maybe should of been a bit skinnier. Yknow. But then what is in Cold Turkey from? Not smoking that is for sure.... Maybe Christmas