Man of Peck says: I would like to see a picture of the universe please.
I know its a bit big, you can scale it down if you need.
The Universe is simple the sweety counter in the local corner shop. If Hawkings was walking he would say the same thing.
Chris asks: Can you please draw me a toad, a toad that is running very fast
thanks
I like animals. Toad running fast... Kind of buggered up the ability to put a locomotive in there with the speed lines. Maybe next time.
DYSLEXIA asks: COULD U PLZ DRAW A PICTURE OF CHARLIE SHEEN AND GEORGE COSTANZA BUYING ORANGE JUICE TOGETHER? OKAY THNX.
Been busy today, just noticed the forty odd requests in my inbox. Don't worry will get through them all. But might be slow for the start of the week.
Chris asks can you draw: Me… chris cox contemporary mind reader?
Ok, looks like a spritely chap.
Ouch I have tummy ache.
Donny asks: Please could you draw a picture of Dickon Edwards?
Anna asks: Please would you draw a robot wearing a feather boa and a hat with wax fruit on it?
Decided to combine the modern day dandy that drinks in the local and the robot dolled up for a nice cabaret show. Don't they look cute together.
Baldmonkey says: Please could you draw for me a horse in the New Forest that is dead and has had some of it's stomach eaten by something already and it's going a bit rotten and I am in it and I am 6 and it is 1983 and I have found it and I am more pleased and amused than scared.It would be great as it would remind me of a super holiday I once had.
Sam says: Draw a sasquatch, or better yet batman vs sasquatch.
Ok The requests have come in thick and thin today. Might have to publish a bunch today.
Rob says: Please can you draw some gypsies cooking a hedgehog.
Old Gypsies or new Gypsies I pondered. Here you go
Zoe says: ME with giant feet trying to dance but treading on people, or a duck with a tiny head who is being bullied, or erm...draw me with my new comp HA!:-)
Ok all of them.
Nichola asks: Draw a bunch of flowers being rocketed into space by your girlfriend with a bee in her bonnet and scouling.
Well I don't think I got the scoul right.
Carina asks: can you draw a carrot with a face and tummy ache?
Ahhh I like these ones.
Dan says: 45,
Dokored say: What as in a gun?
Dan says: Yes
Dan says: Curtains
Doktored says: What and Curtains?
Dan says: No
Mush asks: Draw a Charles Bronson Beauty Pagent.
Ok... a little tricky, easily solved by putting in the drawing 'Charles Bronson Beauty Pagent'. Enjoy
Ben asks: Can you draw me with a beard like yours so i know what mine will look like in 5-10 years?
Of course, a little bit of research into what Ben looks like and hey presto.
Mmmcakes asks: Draw you teaching me & Adele to line dance!
I can't remember this. Think the gf will kill me for going around teaching our secret line dance to all at the ATP festival. Or maybe she will praise me for widening the cult.
Jamillah asks: NY greetings card design from Saddam Hussein.
Another sicko in the midst, all too happily...
Oops another backdated one.
Kelly asks:Draw yourself enjoying a festive marshmellow Fluff sandwich with Fluff founding fathers H. Alllen Durkee and Fred L Mower...
???!?? Ok then...
Jennfier asks: Draw 2006 in the style of Peter Blake.
Nice easy one thanks Jennifer. So that dude who did the Beatle album cover in cheapoid five minute black pen... This is the grim reaper, Nuclear bombs, Polar Bear some Wind & Tornado's, Russel Brand, Steve Croc fella, A Whale and a crap James Brown.
Nichola asks: Draw Glenn in bed getting his feet licked by Meg.
This one was blimmin' difficult, didn't really manage an upstanding version after a couple of attempts.
Hanksta from B3ta says: Draw a cowboy riding a dinosaur
smoking.
Thanks Hansta, It had to be the Dinosaur smoking didn't it. I like to think of the two as the only population of a small rest stop. He is also the sheriff, and the cleaner. Usually happy to see visitors, unlike the grumpy Stegasourous.
Steve asks: illustrate thje song Beezleboss by Tenacious D that I sent you - especially the line: "I'm the Devil! I like METAL!"
Maria asks: Draw your girlfriend!
Ok Maria here she is... with her boobies out too.
K asks: 'I would like to see a copy of the Haywain with the bodies of sex workers in the grass. It's near ipswich apparently.'
So the first request is quick and nasty in subject and execution. I also don't have the scanner linked up so this one has got to the internet by the wonders of cameraphone -
Update: Got the scanner going, so image is all clean now.
recently in All Tomorrows Parties quiz round I remembered I could draw. The Music Quiz asked us to sketch out alternatives to the Album covers of Houses of the Holy, Kings of the Wild Frontier and The Queen is Dead.
Cue some frantic bloody drawing... Oh yeah I trained at this sh!t for years. I can turn over pictures in seconds. Que another bloody blog in the world.
So as Ice Cube accompanies a wintery night,
In true Dada style I am going to state my manifesto.
I Should Draw More Manifesto
1)To draw a picture everyday.
2)The image is to be Picked by the first person to email what they want to see
3)I have the right to refuse images that I don't fancy drawing (Cerebus for instance)
That is it... Lets tart this page up a bit.
