Draw a pirate scientist

anon: Had a look back through your pictures, and there's a lot of pirates, which confuses me because everyone knows scientists are way cooler. So, anyway, draw a pirate scientist. With rum.

Draw the Cre8tive peeple thingy you bought

Doktored says: Me and my better half had a competition and I drew and then made this.

Draw a Medusa

Nobody asked: Draw a Medusa with and Eggqui

Draw a broken Stereo

Caragamistar said...
Can you draw a stereo that has been smashed into many pieces by a hammer, with the musical notes escaping from the wreckage, wearing various intresting hats/hairstyles?

Draw a Shamrock

Adam ask: Draw a Shamrock as it is St.Patricks day isn't it.

Ok as long as you give us some Irish blessing

Draw something impossible.

Barney McGroo said...
How about a supermassive black hole, after spending billions of years devouring galaxies, finds love after encountering a baby lemur and decides to change it's diet to pomegranate smoothies, raw broccoli and cauliflower salad and sea bream ratatouille?

Draw a Parking Vampire

Clownz aks: Could you please draw a lady vampire, with frizzy hair, trying to reverse park a car. Her head's sticking out of the window, looking back and we're looking from behind the car. Thanks!

Draw a Carriage

Anon asks: can u draw a carriage a simple old carriage like the ones they used in french in the renaisance? from its profile ? :)please

I wonder if I have just done someones homework?

Draw a Celebrity Zombie.

Amy asks: Can you draw a picture of a lady who works in a cubicle and looks like a zombie? She should look like Isabella Rossalini, only pale blue and less attractive.

draw some Mer-Monkeys

Jos asks: Draw some Mer-Monkeys that live in Atlantis

Today I spoke to random people on the tube and they didn't think I was a bit weird. However I did want to ask them whether they thought underwater monkeys loved bananna's? A step too far perhaps.

Draw a Science Princess Carriage

Gypsychk says: My daughter has asked Santa for a 'Science Building Princess Carriage' Would you please draw me one so I know what to look for?

It is done... Like a portable currys (A uk highstreet shop) on wheels.

I should really draw more

The whole point of this blog is so I don't get caught up with the day to day humdrum of life and should be drawing more. So what have been doing? NOT DRAWING ENOUGH?

So line up the requests as soon as I get near a scanner I am going to scan a bunch in.

Draw some random lady

SG asks: Hello, my best friends birthday is coming up, and i wanted her to have something special, do you think you can draw a picture of her?...,she's tan,she has just a few inches under shoulder length blonde hair short enough so that it curls back on the end...she's got one of those million dollar smiles ya know? she has a smallish straight nose, green hazel eyes( they change to hazel brown, blue, grey ect. according to her outfit. isn't that cool?) she's got a few freckles around her nose, skinny eyebrows with a small freckle right after the end of her left eyebrow...small thin lips and a single roundish chin. Do you think you could draw a pretty good picture of her? if you can thank you! if you don't i understand. could you send me a link to the drawing? thank you so much!


I think you might lurve her SG.

p.s. save the cheerleader

Draw a pirate werewolf

TJ asks: Draw a pirate werewolf - i need one for my film.

Look here is his/her film. How cool is that? aahh sweet AD&D days. Personally i had a fighter come priest... things didn't go to well ended up blind undead and covered in sores and alleged to an opportunist evil god.

Draw a monster

David asks: draw a sea monster.

draw a fat man

Maurice asked: draw a fat man looking for his hat.

can you draw Silvia

nichola asks: can you draw Silvia's work being washed away by chocolate.

bow to the cat lords

Norwego asks: Can you draw cats as masters and humans as their pets? My cats firmly believe this is how the world works. Sadly, it's true.

Oops should of done two cats i think.

draw me

Sally asks: dave, wherever you are reading this please draw the scene but as if you were looking up at yourself thru a glass floor, embellish with surrounding objects as you wish - and please have clothes on.

Well I am quite boringly at my desk drawing this picture.

Ninja vs Pirate

Someone who didn't leave a name: could you pleaaaase draw a ninja and a pirate fighting? of course the ninja should win, 'cause ninjas are so much cooler than pirates!


Well I am not sure if Ninja's are cooler then Pirates. Ninja's don't drink and sing. They meditate. I would prefer hangingout with pirates. Anyway neither are winning because no one wins by fighting.

Pirates & Volcanos

Kate asks: could you please draw a Pirate riding a motorcycle down a volcano (maybe erupting?). it's my son's dream birthday theme.

This is for Jack... Pirate driving his bike into the centre of a volcano. I have no idea why, I can only guess he is trying to achieve something or has heard of some pretty fancy treasure to go in there.

Draw fresh air

London Cokehead asks: Draw... Fresh Air.

try and stump me... Well I tried to draw the french electro band but then ended up with this person and their particularly pert breath that smells of peppermint and a rabbit - .fresh hare.

An old lady robbing a bank

Anonymous said... how 'bout an old lady who is trying to rob a bank?


People keep asking things that are somewhat violent... How about some nice things.

Draw Zombies Bunny

Anonymous said... draw a zombie bunny!!

Zombies are fun - Zombie bunnies are probably more likely to munch down on Guinea Pigs aren't they

Angela's attic

Angela asks: After giving it much thought, I've decided to ask you if you could please draw an alternate universe where squirrels and sock puppets behave really really badly and have a really good time at it. If there are pirates and/or monkeys that would work too. And for some reason I feel I should ask for a unicorn.


Pesky terrorists cells in fairyland trying to make everyone grow up...

Draw the Dispatch Office

Gabrielle asks: Will you draw the Dispatch Office?

Considered it drawn! They put art around the world... A little better then what I make here though.

Draw some stuff

Damien Breen asks: Can you draw two revolvers, barrels crossed with 2 dead doves flying in front in the direction of the barrels, with "x" "x" where their
eyes should be and an arrow in one of them. and they are holding a
banner with their feet that reads "true love kills"

and dripping blood and maybe forced perspective on the guns' dimension
or whatever u think.

Of course no worries... Then halfway through I got scared this might of been a columbine style request so ditched the true love kills and made it a crazy lady to water it down a bit.

Draw ugly fish

Barney McGroo said: Draw a piranha and a lamprey having an arguement about who has the sweetest smile.

Draw your gig

Steve has telling me I am rubbish at updating this website.
So I am posting what I drew yesterday...

A great Gig that we booked.
Wild Beasts are Dominos hot new signing. www.myspace.com/myspace
Ebony Bones are amazing Soca Eletro Rock www.myspace.com/ebonybones
Kania Teiffer and 4treck are experimental electro crazy heads from across the pond.
Mariachi rock like sleazy gods fingering all of us. www.myspace.com/mariachi19
Adam Morley is king of the dobro. www.myspace.com/adammorleyuk
The Vigours make you march www.myspace.com/thevigours

Draw Lou Carpenter and some Goats

Rachel Wilson asks: Please may you draw a picture for my best friend’s birthday? His name is Bender and it would be most excellent if the picture could involve goats with glasses on, Lou Carpenter from Neighbours and Woody from Toy Story perhaps walking along the yellow brick road. Ohh is that too much detail? Anything with goats would be the main thing. I think this would be the best birthday present ever!

Well Rachel asked that way back in January so I think the birthday bit is a bit late.

Robots in Disguise

Update: Matt asked me if he could buy the picture so I inked it properly. Like a silly sod I never sold it to him but here is the updated version - or as much as I can get on the scanner - also Matt if you still want it get back in touch lost your details.





Matt Squirrell asked: Hello - could you draw me beating up a Transformer robot please? I'm a big fat guy with short hair and a goatee beard.

Draw a hot chick on a cruiser bike

Randy Fordice asks:A pretty girl riding a beach cruiser style bicycle?

Yknow what about about drawing it twice. Did it once - ... then thought - no the subject of pretty girls on bikes needs a bit more invested. Trust you like.

Draw Nerd Moment

Doktored (yes me) asks: Draw Nerd Moment from the Dawn & Drew Show

Ok then... with a young Drew Domkis at the controls - he knew he was ready for Thermonuclear war.

Somebody asks:

Somebody (lost email) asks: Please draw what you have been doing for the last two months?

Ok scrappy scrappy pix

Draw Monkeys

Karl says: I want to see half a dozen monkeys running down a medieval street carrying stolen cheese wheels and pursued by hobbits. Or dwarves. Thanks!

Draw Justin

Melanie asks: while ago I asked you to draw my friend aimee walking a pug with justin timberlake seeing her on the street and falling in love with her... please please do it!

Draw a butterfly & Gecko in love

Caiquegirl says: right then, how about a butterfly and a gecko, in love, figure skating on a bald man's head?

Sorted.. Skipped out the ice skating. What is it spring???

Draw the Sex Tent

Jane says: Draw the Sex tent from Latitude festival.

With pleasure Jane.

Draw a bunch of stuff

James and Miles ask: Please can you draw chips falling from the sky onto a Norton motorbike riding on the crest of a huge tsunami wave towards Mars.


No problem.

Draw a deadlifting parrot

caiquegirl said: where's the deadlifting parrot? pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze

Oops my request have got in a muddle with all the legions of SPAM in my can

Draw: Humpty Dumpty

Someone asks: Draw all the Horses and all the Kings Men Putting Humpty Dumpty together again.

I heard about the origin of this phrase the other day. Something to do with some useless english king. Was it someone the reckless?

Draw Me chopping my own head off because of katie price

Hayley asks: Me cutting my own head off with a rusty bread knife because I have been forced to listen to Katie Price and Peter Andre's album?

Oops forgot the rusty breadknife... swapped it for a guillotine.

Draw a spiked jedi

Michael says: Draw when Jedis get spiked.

Never trust those barfly droids...

Draw a Horse

Somebody (I can't find the email) asked for: Can you please draw a depressed horse playing a pirate memory game.

Draw Sat-Hen

The Queen who is Glittering asks: Please draw me a hen. Not just any old hen but Sat-hen, (Satan, geddit? :D ) the evil ruler of the killer chickens!


Here come the bastards! Here they come.

Draw a clown and a Irish lady.

Redbeast says: Please can you draw for me a picture of a clown being punched while an Irish lady sings loudly?

Draw a goth girl

Tom asks: Can you draw a goth girl who likes photography a bit too much?

Too much to help the poor kid.

Draw Cheese

Garfoot asks: Please could you draw me a piece of cheese taking a ticket from a machine in a deli. Its not happy though because it hates to wait.

I don't find deli's are as busy as they used to be.

Draw our gang

Mark @ UUJCC says: Hi there, we are trying to come up with a picture that can be used on a t-shirt to shamelessly represent our club (not for profit or anything).

We are a canoe club that like the social side of things as well as our boats and the water, drinky, drinky.

We did think of a few slogans to go on our t-shirt but the suggestions for pictures were a bit pants and few and far between.

These are the top suggestions we came up with.
"Aquaholics Anoyomous"...

Went for the top one.