Draw Pug

X replies: do demonstrate what a pug looks like.

Pugs, Cats, Cows, Dogs, Richard Ashcroft it smells like a zoo in here.

Beef Warehouse

Andy Says: Draw Beef Warehouse

One cow is all you need for a warehouse of beef chunks. Slayer meets Lionel Richie at Bugsy Malones house for tea and buttcakes.

Draw a Verve CatBag

Trystan: Any chance you could draw a bag in a cat, waiting to drown? With Richard Ashcroft of the Verve looking confused and scribbling out his lyrics.

Oops this has been lurking about for ages. Old Verve playing glastonbury I will be sure to miss it. Yes Scribble out those lyrics.

Draw Dog Heaven

Nichola asks: Hello , please draw me Meg meeting Sam and Shep and all the other border collies in border collie heaven and discovering a whole new doggy alternative world of fun and sticks and fields of clouds....x

Should of done a giant pile of Chum and Sticks.. Also white dog poo doesn't exist anymore because putting bones in was banned or somesuch.

Draw a Radish

Salix Tree: you can draw me a radish if you like. :-)

Thankyou, remember fraggle rock, remember that they used to steal radishes from those big monsters. What were those monsters called? No No No the Doozers were the little builders that used to make candy scaffolding, the Big ones in the garden and there was a talking rubbish heap. Suppose Google calls.

Draw yourself winning but having it taken away.

Rupert says: Why not draw a storyboard of yourself winning the bloggy award and then having it taken away due to steroid abuse.

Why storyboard when one can do it in one frame. Although speaking of storyboards if anyone wants to right me a 4 panel comic I will illustrate it.

Draw a bit of a mess

Tom says: I once saw this hairy guy with glasses fall down really drunk in a club and start spinning around. Then, when the bouncer started dragging the dude across the dancefloor to throw him out, the drunk guy threw a punch. Aside from on Jackass, it's the only time I think I've ever seen someone punch themself square in the face. What made it even funnier was the feel-good funk soundtrack in the background.

Please draw it

I have an odd sense of Deja Vu about this.

Draw an Asian Godess

The Minimalist said: How about a Japanese Goddess. I have one on my site. Perhaps you's like to check it out.

I am a bit rubbish at faces, just do method which is rubbish. Will try and sharpen them up.

Draw French Punks, not Daft, French!

Sam asked me twice: Where's my picture of the French punk festival, L'attitude (full of stereotypes, of course)? I vaguely receall requesting it a while ago, or at least thinking about it, and that should be enough.

My cheese and toast ready yet? Next up Asian Goddess.

Draw a Random Forest

Forest Parks asks: It would be cool if you could draw a random forest and then I could include it in my post :)

This was fun, I like off the wall ones. The poster wants to use it on his page http://www.therandomforest.com . He/She said they would write an article about me, isn't that nice. I get about 100-200 people a day coming to have a look and most people come here because they Google Sexy Pirates or How to Draw Cheese.

Hey you lot

People have stopped requesting.
Please request something, go on it doesn't hurt... Why not as a comment on this post.
Doktored dx

Draw a Panda and a Rabbit

Kat said: Draw a Panda and a pink rabbit hugging.

I wonder if the next person to request will be called Panda.

Draw a Cat

Amy says: My cat wants you to draw him, hes black and white and little but very brave, hes called Prometheus and has the loudest purrrrrr in the (South) West

Well Prometheus stole fire from Zeus apparently and gave it to us lot so we could make hamburgers.

SPUDZILLA!!!

Sam says: Please draw Spudzilla and his arch enemy MechaCarrot fighting in dowtown Tokyo in a manga styleee.


AAAAAAH MechaCARROT IS COMING... someone wake up SPUDZILLA?? BUT THAT WILL RUIN THE CITY>... It is the only way we can save the country... What about Spudzooki?

Please draw ...

Chris asks: Please draw a dude bumming you out either psychologically or physically!


Thanks Chris, it is bum week this week on I should draw more.

Draw Janis Joplin

Dan said: Please draw Janis Joplin.

Here she is in glorious monochrome. So how do people screenprint then? Maybe I could make screenprints. edit: The previous piccie would work well.

Draw an Unknown Wife

Lisa asks: Would you be able to draw a picture of Amir's future wonderful wife? He hasn't met her yet. I think she might be sweet and petite, possibly with lots of birds flying around her head.


So spot the drawing boy who's missus is away on holiday? I have just used this request as an excuse to draw a nice bum it seems.

Draw sufi mama

StRaNgEr said: Draw me a Moroccan(sufi) Muslim mama , wearing a blue turban:D Looking over a tiled balcony at marakaesh market.


Tadaaaa

Draw a Dancing Star

Nichi says: Mind drawing me a dancing star? (star as in stars in the sky...not famous artists) :)

Time to get etheral, anyone watching season 4 of battlestar galatica? How good it is it... Darn the last series.

Draw a picnic with us as animals

Sarah said: Draw a us having a picnic as animals.

Look I don't know what kind of bird that is!

Draw lost in the supermarket

ATP Festival Quiz says draw the single that this is about: Strummer and Jones need satellite navigation to find their way out of the organic section at Waitrose. Answer: Lost in the Supermarket by the Clash.

Did that make sense? We were in the quiz that gave me the idea for this blog in the first place, thought it suitable to post up the result. We got three points and won the whole darn quiz... In turn £600 worth of tickets. Total result - we gave them all away though.

Hippy Mama

StRaNgEr said: Draw a hippie mama wearing a fluffy crochet hat with flowers on,
red buckle shoes and a bag coverd in badges, riding an old bike and singing. riding towards us on a yellow brick road literd in love heart.

So I draw too many white folk. Must draw other kinds of people. Or better other things all together.

Draw a Bag of Burps

Becky said : Please could you draw a bag of burps? I am curious as to the boundaries of your imagination.

Somebody on the radio was talking about how smell isn't funny. I think burps are inherently funny. Obviously a cigerette beery one isn't that funny, but maybe a cheese and onion crisp one is.

Draw a Squat girl

Anon said: Please draw my dirty squat with a girl having a wash in the kitchen. Cheers

Well Anonymous I like the idea you have a dirty squat with internet access. Why not give it a clean today.

Draw a baby lion

Louwheez asks: my baby son Rolf turning into a lion in the middle of a lush rainforest with a treehouse in the background. Thanks.

No problem went for a slightly different style, trying to be less precious then the last few. King of the playpen

Draw something real

Nichola asks: Draw something real

Ok here is the tree in the campsite. By the way Forest Camping in Suffolk is a bloody nice campsite no matter how crap their website or ability to appear on maps is.

Draw a Witch

Katy asks: Can you draw a witch riding a spoon through a storm of frogs?

Yes I can, can you make more ponds in north London? It seems our frog to walk around ratio has really gone down, having said that I have a skinny fox walking around my garden. I wonder if it likes Beef?

Rupert says Draw R'lyeh

Rupert asks: In keeping with the Lovecraftian theme, I'd like to see the timeless beasties of R'lyeh taking part in a race around the tomb of Cthulu. And dancing girls . . . gotta have them.


Well I am going to give this another go at some point because R'lyeh is impossible to comprehend let alone draw. Thought better to get something up then nothing at all.

Version 2

Draw a Tomas and his Hippies

Tomas asks: So I was wondering, please could you draw me standing in front of a massive group of hippies.

Draw someones odd dream

Lisa, Catfish, Belle and Vanessa ask: How about drawing a giraffe in a fez talking greek on the phone with his boyfriend, while eating grapes with chopsticks? (can you make sure we can see the boyfriend?)
Thanks.

I think they met on gumtree. Ozzies coming over here taking our Giraffe's

Draw a Cthulhu Cultie

José asks: Could you please draw my girlfriend wearing druidic clothes and sacrifying > me to Cuthulhu in an irish forest, while she smyling says: ¡Ireland Rocks! Thank you very much, nice web :-)

Lord I hope I don't wake up with a supporter of the old ones. Although if it had to be any old one cultie, Yog Soggoth (Aka the The Lurker at the Threshold) was always my favourite.

Can you draw Teen Wolf and Mr T

Tom asks: Please can you draw a picture of Teenwolf surfing on top of the A-Team van with B.A. driving while something explodes in the background?


The easiest way to cheer up the morning commute.

Draw the Queen

Jeannie says: Draw The Queen of England.

... Ok Jeannie doesn't exist, nobody asked me to draw the queen and this picture wasn't supposed to be a picture of the queen at all. Just was trying to think of a reason to put it on the blog.

Draw some birds

anon commented: I dont know if its possible but i would like for you to draw an extremely ugly penguin with a duck sneaking up on him to take revenge.......(possibly some nice background scenary, no bathrooms or small spaces!!!)Thanks

What did she/he do in the first place?

Draw a wierd King

I am trying to find the post or email as I did this one ages ago: Draw a King holding up a severed head with a bunch of mice saying 'All Hail the King'.

If this is you please get back in touch so I can credit you. Of Mice and men eh?

Draw some soft focus ladies

Dafoot asks: Draw some Lord Lichfield type ladies.

I kind of copied a photo from some book somebody gave me yonks ago, somehow I manage to make an 1980's soft focus study of the female form into a scrawny paris hilton style drug addict/killer robot on the phone. Can't win them all I suppose.

Draw an Angry Teacher

Or version 2



Peter asks: could you please draw an infuriated teacher who is about to throw an atomic bomb at a grinning student? The teacher should be small, corpulent, and bald.

Draw another Sexy Pirate

Meredith asks: I just saw your "sexy pirate" drawing- posted in January- and it I LOVE it! She is sexy indeed! I live on the beach in NC, and love pirates, but there is a serious shortage of sexy ones. Can you draw me another sexy pirate, but one that I could display in my classroom (I'm a high school teacher)? This would mean no gun, and maybe a mini-skirt instead of the panties. I want it to be sexy, but I'm afraid it can't be too scandalous. As I said, I'm a high school teacher and coach; our mascot is a pirate, but all the images we use are of ugly, burly, tired male pirates. I want a HOT, girly pirate! (Only if you fancy drawing it of course). AAaaargh!


Well Meredith only asked me a year ago. Guess a year is a lot slower when you are a oldish git. But the new felt tip pens look nice don't they. That reminds me someone else wanted a pirate and cheerleader picture. What am I ? A pirate factory

Draw a Full Time Camper

Butterflug asked: No doubt I will be too late for a request but how about drawing me a full-time camper!

Well here is a Camper

Draw Slipknot

Hugh asks: Draw a new mask for Slipknot

Draw a pirate scientist

anon: Had a look back through your pictures, and there's a lot of pirates, which confuses me because everyone knows scientists are way cooler. So, anyway, draw a pirate scientist. With rum.

Draw the Cre8tive peeple thingy you bought

Doktored says: Me and my better half had a competition and I drew and then made this.

Draw a Medusa

Nobody asked: Draw a Medusa with and Eggqui

Draw a broken Stereo

Caragamistar said...
Can you draw a stereo that has been smashed into many pieces by a hammer, with the musical notes escaping from the wreckage, wearing various intresting hats/hairstyles?

Draw a Shamrock

Adam ask: Draw a Shamrock as it is St.Patricks day isn't it.

Ok as long as you give us some Irish blessing

Draw something impossible.

Barney McGroo said...
How about a supermassive black hole, after spending billions of years devouring galaxies, finds love after encountering a baby lemur and decides to change it's diet to pomegranate smoothies, raw broccoli and cauliflower salad and sea bream ratatouille?

Draw a Parking Vampire

Clownz aks: Could you please draw a lady vampire, with frizzy hair, trying to reverse park a car. Her head's sticking out of the window, looking back and we're looking from behind the car. Thanks!

Draw a Carriage

Anon asks: can u draw a carriage a simple old carriage like the ones they used in french in the renaisance? from its profile ? :)please

I wonder if I have just done someones homework?